a housekeeper

(mel thought you needed one!)

(But ILTV thought "why stop at a housekeeper!";
so now you have a whole staff. . .
Lots of people to talk to. . . And feed. . . And clothe. . .
Think of the bills. "Stupid Girl, Pike." Ed)

mel also wanted you to have
a lovely set of
brand new crayons

she's nice like that!

we all know you already
own a silver sports car. . .

but mel thought you might like a Lotus
just for the day

and that made me think of a song
(funnily enough!
see side bar)