and everyone wishes you
a pain free birthday*

a lot of people wanted to send you drugs. . .

(ILTV restrained herself on the images. Ed)


*if only, eh!?

I think mel put it most beautifully
when she said:

"some painless time in a bottle
(he so could use that...
how about a six pack!!)"

(she doesn't drink either
so don't worry about the six-pack)